At my favoritest junkyard, I found a few industrial-sized meat grinder 'sieves' (for lack of a better word). They are peppered (salted?) with close to a billion little holes, they are quite heavy, quite cool looking, and thoroughly NOT vegan-friendly.
DIMENSIONS
20.5" h, 12" w, 12" d
MATERIALS
Steel, brass
Legs are rejected heavy-equipment foot-pedal arms
Upright is plastic injection-molding machine feedscrew
Feet are airplane manufacturing tooling
BEWARE, tables made with these meat grinder disks are HEAVY
price on request
and it tracks me down anytime, anywhere